Yes, sadly it's true. Scientists believe that the shudder that is felt by ordinary concerned people when they read the term "global warming" can filter through the very thin parts of the earth's sensitive crust and precipitate the eruption of a volcano thousands of miles away.
Apparently, the mere thought of the disruption of Nature's 26,000-year-long weather cycles will trigger anything from a lava leakage to a full-scale toxic gas and ash cloud the size of China.
So, I beg you not to read this, and certainly don't even think about global warming, because by doing so you're only adding to the already toxic thought-forms out there, and all your quivering, quaking and shuddering is only making matters worse.
The Earth itself begs you to stop thinking about the term "global warming", and instead to substitute the phrase "fluffy kittens". It's our world together - let's fill it with fluffiness - for the sake of tomorrow's children.