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Postby Ghostrider » 25 Jun 2007, 11:02

Twig wrote:And just exactly what is wrong with getting high on chocolate? Other than that it makes the brain/hand combination type stupid things?    :blink:


Well...  :grin: Apparently it makes you press <Submit> 3 times in succesion... Which COULD be considdered SPAMMING  :-)
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Postby Mey » 25 Jun 2007, 11:40

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Postby Willowhawk » 25 Jun 2007, 18:02

Hem-hem? Hem-hem?

Why did the Druid cross the road?


Try here.

I personally feel that it was, in fact, to dance the Spiral Chicken...  :wink:  :whistle:  :o

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Postby Willowhawk » 25 Jun 2007, 18:04

And now, another daft joke:

Why do ducks have flat feet?

To stamp out forest fires!



Why do elephants have flat feet?

To stamp out flaming ducks!


:-)  :-)  :-)  :-)  :-)
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Postby Bracken » 25 Jun 2007, 18:06

:-)  :-)  :-)

Mey, you totally did that on purpose.

Thank you for the laugh.  I have to admit, and it is ONLY on the R0wdy that I can admit, that I am ever so slightly drunk.   :grin: I am so in the mood for a laugh because I had a small dry sherry this afternoon, or something.

:toot: Prepare for me to blow my own tooter, innit.

There is a very good reason for this.

Today I got FIRST CLASS HONOURS for my fine art degree, and come October I will be in training as an Art Psychotherapist.

Keep it under your hat.

[I know I am safe in asking you all to do that as nobody ever visits the R0wdy thread - only about 23 of us.  :D ]
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Postby Willowhawk » 25 Jun 2007, 18:07

WOOHOOOO!!!! Way to go, MamaB!!! You rock!!!

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Postby Bracken » 25 Jun 2007, 18:10

Willow,  :-)  :-)  :-)

And druids aside...

Why did the computer cross the road?

Because it had been programmed by a chicken.

:-)  :-)  :-)

[The jury is still out on the druid joke... but given time...]
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Postby Ghostrider » 25 Jun 2007, 18:14

W0000h0000T MamaB!!

Congrats!!

Just one tiny side-note.... you're not a R0wdy coz u wanna practice that psycho-therapy ( brilliant Ramones song btw!  :grin: ) on 22 other R0wdies now DO YA???  Hehehehehe
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Postby Ghostrider » 25 Jun 2007, 18:15

<<< is feeling like a..... test-chicken....rooster....thing
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Postby Twyrch » 25 Jun 2007, 18:35

Willow, that's a funny joke! :-)

Twig, I got over a hundred online and another 500 or so I never got around to uploading. ;)
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Postby Bracken » 25 Jun 2007, 18:35

Ghostrider wrote:W0000h0000T MamaB!!

Congrats!!

Just one tiny side-note.... you're not a R0wdy coz u wanna practice that psycho-therapy ( brilliant Ramones song btw!  :grin: ) on 22 other R0wdies now DO YA???  Hehehehehe


Awww!  Come on, Ghostie.  I'm gonna have to practice on somebody.  Give me a break.  

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Psycho Therapy
Psycho Therapy
Psycho Therapy
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Psycho Therapy
Psycho Therapy
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I am a teenage schizoid
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Now I got glowing eyes

I am a teenage schizoid
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I am a teenage schizoid
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Postby Puck » 25 Jun 2007, 18:38

Hey all! Puck's back! :grin:

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A boy fell in the mud.

Wanna hear a clean joke? He took a bath with bubbles.

Wanna hear another dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

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Postby Bracken » 25 Jun 2007, 18:48

:-)  :-) PUCK! Behave!

And my Bardic offering for the evening...


I'm sitting here
Drinking Polish beer...

doo-dee-doo...

that's as far as I've got.

Sing up everybody!

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Postby Ghostrider » 25 Jun 2007, 19:18

Baobab wrote::-)  :-) PUCK! Behave!


Now there's a contradiction in terms...  :grin:

Baobab wrote:I'm sitting here
Drinking Polish beer...


Whilst Ghosty's sipping tea
Feeling happily

Puck's being daft
Give the dude a draft
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Postby Mey » 25 Jun 2007, 19:23

Wow an Art Psychotherapist.....so art psychotherapy is like drawing your visualisations on the walls of the isolationcell?

CONGRATULATIONS!!! Now pull Pucks finger!!!

Wakka wakka wakka!!! w000000000000000000000000t!!!

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Postby Twyrch » 25 Jun 2007, 19:27

Ghostrider wrote:
Baobab wrote::-)  :-) PUCK! Behave!


Now there's a contradiction in terms...  :grin:


LOL! I agree. Puck can be such a naughty elf sometimes. ;)
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Postby BoV » 25 Jun 2007, 19:29

Baobab wrote:Today I got FIRST CLASS HONOURS for my fine art degree, and come October I will be in training as an Art Psychotherapist.



I think a WOOT is definately in order for this  :grin:

Seriously, congratulations  :hug:
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Postby Bracken » 25 Jun 2007, 19:31

Ghostman ---
Puck's being daft
Give the dude a draft


I think this has got to be the most advanced synthesis of UK and US English that I have ever encountered, and delivered by a Dutch Docker.

Speechless!

so art psychotherapy is like drawing your visualisations on the walls of the isolationcell?


Yep!

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Postby Ghostrider » 25 Jun 2007, 19:41

I say Baobs.. art thou cramping my style?
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Postby Bracken » 25 Jun 2007, 19:48

Ghostrider wrote:I say Baobs.. art thou cramping my style?
:grin:  :grin:  :grin:


Nay!  I crampest not.  This maiden doest naught but praise her champion, the brave rider of the Ghost.
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