In the dying light of a late November sun, three trees stood together beside the back door of the Foggy Duck, which was hanging losely by one hinge, the door, not the Duck. An old Oak, a rather flamboyant Holly, and a Silver Birch inexplicably sporting a pair of burgundy Prada pumps with gold military embroidery across the pointed toe, and 4" heels. The Holly stretched, and yawned noisily, dropping red berries all around. He opened one eye, blinked, then the other, then both. The Birch looked up from inspecting a run in her Falke Seidenglatt shears, with "mother-of-pearl" sheen (befitting a Silver Birch) topped by a 5.5" wide band of French lace, available from alex blake for only $25.00.
"Damn," said Beith, "There goes another pair."
"Your own fault," said Tinne, now awake. "I told you to lay off that third bottle of Fitheach Dubh."
Beith winced. "Third? Wait a minute, where's my . . . "
At that moment the back door of the Foggy Duck flew off its remaining hinge and Rancid came flying out into the yard, took a sharp left around Gladys' still, and screeched to a halt in front of the old Oak. There was the sound of a firehose being discharged against the wall of a brick building, and a loud canine sigh of relief.
Tinne chuckled at the sight and asked, "Do you think we should wake him up and tell him?"
Beith, still checking her ruined seams, said, "No, let the poor guy sleep it off. Besides, you know the old saying."
"Hair of the dog?" ventured Tinne.
Beith, who by now looked a lot more like a young Irish lass in a bright green satin gown with faux pearls gathered brooch-like in the center of a plunging neckline, holding her Pradas in one hand and her ruined Falke Seidenglatts in the other, than like a Silver Birch, asked, "You haven't got any aspirin, have you?"
Relieved, Rancid sniffed briefly at the roots of the Holly, gave Beith a sly look, and sauntered back into the pub.

, which can be distinguished from other pines by the vanilla scent of it's bark. Chocolate was Dryadia's choice of scents, but since pines don't come in chocolate
scent, the Jeffrey Pine became this dryad's chosen tree. The frolicsome tree nymph
pranced over to the threesome, and after noticing a reeking
awoke with a start, wondering why he was feeling rather damp and sticky.
approaching, wearing a regal purple cloak...It was Alferian.
bonfire in remembrance of Piastra, for all her friends to gather around like moths to a flame." suggested Tinne.
. . . . .
wyverne of wyeuro
"Blessings on this offering", and she poured a bit onto the fire, "and happy memories of our friend!" Donata passed her mug around the fire for all to offer and drink.


