soft and strong and very very long

[cat]

Hi,

I'm sure that most of us have been in this situation so heres a little poem.


Oh dear where are you?
Im sitting on the loo.
Only don't be too long darling,
as I realy need it too.

Ten minutes pass and then another three.
Oh darling are you coming out?
as I realy need to pee!

Oh hurry up please darling
I'm getting desperate here!
Just a few more minutes dear.

Peaking through the keyhole
I had to have a look
and there upon the throne
was he reading of a book.

Oh darling what are you doing?
Sitting on the throne
reading a little phamphlet
or a mighty tombe?

Oh dear do not worry
its just a little book
it says upon the cover
War And Peace you should have a look.

[seabhac star]

LOL! Ahem... other than that... NO COMMENT! Seriously This is great! War and Peace indeed. My friend used to say that the toilet was her thinking cap but upside down! Thank You for this, I could use a laugh today. P.S. I love the writing style, great job!

[cat]

Thanks seabhac star I'm glad it cheered you up a bit.

I've been reading a lot of Pam Ayers Poetry recently so I think her style is rubbing of a bit.

Its definaltly like the poem in our house hold most mornings though not always with War and Peace!

[Golden Eagle]

Cat, thank you so much for this - I really needed something to make me smile today

[Nikki 2]

Thanks Cat. A really funny poem - like breath of fresh air - it really cheered me up.