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Re: The R0wdy Bunch Seedgroup Con't

Postby Bracken » 07 Jan 2008, 12:49

THE WORLD'S BEST NEW YEAR CELEBRATIONS.

HOGMANAY


...for example.

How comes there was nothing happening where you were?
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Re: The R0wdy Bunch Seedgroup Con't

Postby Bracken » 07 Jan 2008, 15:09

Oooooh! I'm so mad! I'm so... aaaarrrrgggghhhh!

Can't be bothered going into it. It's not serious, really. No really. :-) Just had a phone call from an idiot. :-) A total numpty! :-) You know when someone just makes you go...

Aaaaarrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhh!

Ok, that's that off my wonderful and ample chest. Thank you for listening.

Jokes! Jokes! I want jokes.

Be funny, somebody.
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Re: The R0wdy Bunch Seedgroup Con't

Postby Merlin Stargazer » 07 Jan 2008, 16:26

tell us :P

I want to laugh too!
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Re: The R0wdy Bunch Seedgroup Con't

Postby Aylyn » 07 Jan 2008, 16:40

Baobab wrote:What about Hogmanay? I thought there were massive street parties that lasted for days.


Yes, that is what I thought. Somehow, that might be true in Edinburgh, where they actually sell tickets now for people to walk the streets, but it certainly was dead quiet in Dundee. I could not get tickets for Edinburgh, so we thought some celebrations might be happening in Dundee, but there was zilch. I talked to my coworkers this morning and heard there was usually nothing on, as someone put it "Celebrating has only started to catch on". Seems I have to resign myself to either going to Edinburgh or having a quiet night in....

Sorry to hear that there was a numbwit on the phone, MamaB. I usually start a shouting session after such a call and throw cushions at the wall.

Here is something funny for a change:
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Hope that makes it better....
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Re: The R0wdy Bunch Seedgroup Con't

Postby Bracken » 07 Jan 2008, 17:43

Merlyn and Aylyn - :-) :-) :-)

Yes, thank you. That made it much better.
I knew I could count on you.
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Re: The R0wdy Bunch Seedgroup Con't

Postby Ade Sundog » 07 Jan 2008, 18:20

Two cows were talking in the field one day.

First Cow: "Have you heard about the Mad Cow disease that's going around?"

Second Cow: "Yeah, makes you glad you're a penguin, doesn't it?"
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Re: The R0wdy Bunch Seedgroup Con't

Postby Merlin Stargazer » 07 Jan 2008, 18:22

huh? do I miss something Baobab?

:-) good one winter
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Re: The R0wdy Bunch Seedgroup Con't

Postby Ade Sundog » 07 Jan 2008, 18:29

Doctor, Doctor, I can't stop stealing things.

Take these pills for a week; if that doesn't work I'll have a colour TV
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Re: The R0wdy Bunch Seedgroup Con't

Postby Bracken » 07 Jan 2008, 18:31

Ade, you are a killer. Mega.

Here's one my 12 year old son just told me. [Will those of a nervous disposition please look away now.]

Why did the baker have brown fingers?
Because he needed a poo.


Kids, eh?

Merlyn, I thought your post was funny, that's all.
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Re: The R0wdy Bunch Seedgroup Con't

Postby Ade Sundog » 07 Jan 2008, 18:40

:-) :idea:
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Re: The R0wdy Bunch Seedgroup Con't

Postby Bracken » 07 Jan 2008, 18:43

Wintersundog wrote::-) :idea:


:o :o Sorry, wintersundog. Should have told you you need to be able to spell to get it. How long did it take you? :-)
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Re: The R0wdy Bunch Seedgroup Con't

Postby Ade Sundog » 07 Jan 2008, 18:47

about 10 mins!!!!!!!

:-) :-) :-)
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Re: The R0wdy Bunch Seedgroup Con't

Postby Bracken » 07 Jan 2008, 18:49

:hug: :-)
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Re: The R0wdy Bunch Seedgroup Con't

Postby Aylyn » 07 Jan 2008, 19:10

Baobab wrote:[Will those of a nervous disposition please look away now.]


I DID look, and now will have BIG trouble eating my sandwich tonight... :blink:
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Re: The R0wdy Bunch Seedgroup Con't

Postby Bracken » 07 Jan 2008, 19:15

Sorry, Aylyn. :D Just a bit of puerile nonsense.

Next New Year let's sort you out with a big party.
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Re: The R0wdy Bunch Seedgroup Con't

Postby Aylyn » 07 Jan 2008, 19:28

Now THAT would be VERY much appreciated. Who knows, by next New Year I might have a place of my own, complete with Internet, and might not be so cut off :whistle:
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Re: The R0wdy Bunch Seedgroup Con't

Postby Bracken » 07 Jan 2008, 19:30

Ok, let's get it in the diary.
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Re: The R0wdy Bunch Seedgroup Con't

Postby Ade Sundog » 07 Jan 2008, 20:05

Artist Pablo Picasso surprised a burglar at work in his new chateau. The intruder got away, but Picasso told the police he could do a rough sketch of what he looked like. On the basis of his drawing, the police arrested a penguin, a washing machine, and the Eiffel tower.



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Re: The R0wdy Bunch Seedgroup Con't

Postby Twig » 07 Jan 2008, 20:49

:-) :-) :-)

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Re: The R0wdy Bunch Seedgroup Con't

Postby Dryadia2 » 08 Jan 2008, 16:23

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